I'm breaking up with her.

Hi, Mike, we're having a party tonight, wanna come join us? You can bring your girlfriend.

Well...I'm breaking up with

What happened? Did you have a fight?

No. She's really a very nice girl....

Yeah, she is. She's pretty, caring, and easy-going. And she's a great cook! She's a gem!

Well, you're right. But sometimes she's too caring... well...no...she's just possessive...and...uh... I kind of want a break...you know...for some room for myself.

Oh?! Did you talk with her about it?

I've tried, but...it didn't work.

Oh. So, when are you going to tell her?

Maybe tonight. I don't know. I don't know how to tell her.

I know she's head over heels in love with you. She'll be badly hurt!

I know....