A bad date

I had the worst date the other night. B: What happened? A: First of all, he was half an hour late. B: That's not a good start. A: Then he didn't bother to apologize. B:

Then he drove too fast to the restaurant. B:

I thought about getting out and taking a taxi home. B: What happened at the restaurant? A: We had a $40 meal, and he left a $1 tip! B: I guess you can't go back to that restaurant.