Hit and run

They were in a crosswalk near school at 3 a.m. B: Who? A: Two students from

What happened? A: A speeding car ran a red light, killing the girl. B: What happened to the other student? A: He landed on the hood of the car. B: Did he get off the hood? A: No, the car stopped and the passenger pushed the injured student off the hood. B: I'll bet the car continued on its way. A: Of course it did. Why stop after you've run over two people? B: I hope they find them and put them in jail for life.