On the plane

Flight attendant

Chicken or pasta?

Dan

Sorry?

Flight attendant

Would you like chicken or pasta?

Dan

I’ll have the chicken.

Flight attendant

Anything to drink?

Dan

What kind of soda do you have?

Flight attendant

Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, Orange, and

Dr. Pepper. Dan

A Diet Coke, no ice, please.

Here you go. Dan

Thanks.