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\u6bcf\u5929\u5ff5\u8457\u82f1\u6587\u6253\u6cb9\u8a69(Limericks Examples)\u8b93\u60a8\u5b78\u7fd2\u82f1\u6587\u66f4\u6a02\u8da3\u3002<\/span><\/p>\n

1. Limericks I cannot compose,<\/span>
\n With noxious smells in my nose.<\/span>
\n But this one was easy,<\/span>
\n I only felt queasy,<\/span>
\n Because I was sniffing my toes.<\/span><\/p>\n

2. There was a young woman named Bright,<\/span>
\n Whose speed was much faster than light.<\/span>
\n She set out one day,<\/span>
\n In a relative way,<\/span>
\n And returned on the previous night.<\/span><\/p>\n

3. There was an odd fellow named Gus,<\/span>
\n When traveling he made such a fuss.<\/span>
\n He was banned from the train,<\/span>
\n Not allowed on a plane,<\/span>
\n And now travels only by bus.<\/span><\/p>\n

4. There once was a fly on the wall,<\/span>
\n I wonder, why didn\u2019t it fall?<\/span>
\n Because its feet stuck? Or was it just luck?<\/span>
\n Or does gravity miss things so small?<\/span><\/p>\n

5. There once was a man from Tibet,<\/span>
\n Who couldn\u2019t find a cigarette<\/span>
\n So he smoked all his\u00a0socks,<\/span>
\n and got chicken-pox,<\/span>
\n and had to go to the vet.<\/span><\/p>\n

6. There was a young woman named Bright,<\/span>
\n Whose speed was much faster than light.<\/span>
\n She set out one day,<\/span>
\n In a relative way,<\/span>
\n And returned on the previous night.<\/span><\/p>\n

7. I need a front door for my hall,<\/span>
\n The replacement I bought was too tall.<\/span>
\n So I hacked it and chopped it,<\/span>
\n And carefully lopped it,<\/span>
\n And now the dumb thing is too small.<\/span><\/p>\n

8. There once was a boy named Dan,<\/span>
\n who wanted to fry in a pan.<\/span>
\n He tried and he tried,<\/span>
\n and eventually died,<\/span>
\n that weird little boy named Dan.<\/span><\/p>\n

9. A newspaperman named Fling,<\/span>
\n Could make \u201ccopy\u201d from any old thing.<\/span>
\n But the copy he wrote,<\/span>
\n Of a five-dollar note,<\/span>
\n Was so good he now wears so much bling.<\/span><\/p>\n

10. I know an old owl named Boo,<\/span>
\n Every night he yelled Hoo,<\/span>
\n Once a kid walked by,<\/span>
\n And started to cry,<\/span>
\n And yelled I don\u2019t have a clue!<\/span><\/p>\n

11. I once fell in love with a blonde,<\/span>
\n But found that she wasn\u2019t so fond.<\/span>
\n Of my pet turtle named Odle,<\/span>
\n whom I\u2019d taught how to Yodel,<\/span>
\n So she dumped him outside in the pond.<\/span><\/p>\n

12. I\u2019d rather have Fingers than Toes,<\/span>
\n I\u2019d rather have Ears than a Nose.<\/span>
\n And as for my Hair,<\/span>
\n I\u2019m glad it\u2019s all there,<\/span>
\n I\u2019ll be awfully sad, when it goes.<\/span><\/p>\n

13. There was a Young Lady whose chin<\/span>
\n Resembled the point of a pin:<\/span>
\n So she had it made sharp,<\/span>
\n And purchased a harp,<\/span>
\n And played several tunes with her chin. (Edward Lear)<\/span><\/p>\n

14. Hickory Dickory dock,<\/span>
\n the mouse ran up the clock;<\/span>
\n the clock struck one<\/span>
\n and down he run;<\/span>
\n hickory Dickory dock. (Charles Perrault)<\/span><\/p>\n

15. There was a faith-healer of Deal,<\/span>
\n Who said: \u201cAlthough pain isn\u2019t real,<\/span>
\n If I sit on a pin<\/span>
\n And it punctures my skin,<\/span>
\n I dislike what I fancy I feel.\u2019<\/span><\/p>\n

16. My dog is really quite hip,<\/span>
\n Except when he takes a cold dip.<\/span>
\n He looks like a fool,<\/span>
\n when he jumps in the\u00a0pool,<\/span>
\n and reminds me of a sinking ship.<\/span><\/p>\n

17. A painter, who lived in Great Britain,<\/span>
\n Interrupted two girls with their knitting,<\/span>
\n He said, with a sigh,<\/span>
\n That park bench\u2013well I,<\/span>
\n Just painted it, right where you\u2019re sitting.<\/span><\/p>\n

18. There is a young schoolboy named Mason,<\/span>
\n Whose mom cuts his hair with a basin.<\/span>
\n When he stands in one place,<\/span>
\n With a scarf round his face,<\/span>
\n It\u2019s a mystery which way he\u2019s facing.<\/span><\/p>\n

19. There was a young schoolboy of Rye,<\/span>
\n Who was baked by mistake in a pie.<\/span>
\n To his mother\u2019s disgust,<\/span>
\n He emerged through the crust,<\/span>
\n And exclaimed, with a yawn, Where am I?<\/span><\/p>\n

20. An elderly man called Keith,<\/span>
\n Mislaid his set of false teeth.<\/span>
\n They\u2019d been laid on a chair,<\/span>
\n He\u2019d forgot they were there,<\/span>
\n Sat down, and was bitten beneath.<\/span><\/p>\n

21. There was an old man of Peru,<\/span>
\n Who dreamt he was eating his shoe.<\/span>
\n He woke in the night,<\/span>
\n With a terrible fright,<\/span>
\n And found it was perfectly true.<\/span><\/p>\n

22. The incredible\u00a0Wizard of Oz,<\/span>
\n Retired from his business becoz.<\/span>
\n Due to up-to-date science,<\/span>
\n To most of his clients,<\/span>
\n He wasn\u2019t the Wizard he woz.<\/span><\/p>\n

23. Once I visited France,<\/span>
\n And learned a new, awesome dance.<\/span>
\n I twirled,<\/span>
\n And I swirled,<\/span>
\n And Is it me or the nature of money,<\/span>
\n That\u2019s odd and particularly funny.<\/span>
\n But when I have dough,<\/span>
\n It goes quickly, you know,<\/span>
\n And seeps out of my pockets like honey.<\/span>
\n I lost my pants.<\/span><\/p>\n

24. Is it me or the nature of money,<\/span>
\n That\u2019s odd and particularly funny.<\/span>
\n But when I have dough,<\/span>
\n It goes quickly, you know,<\/span>
\n And seeps out of my pockets like honey.<\/span><\/p>\n

25. There once was a farmer from Leeds,<\/span>
\n Who swallowed a packet of seeds.<\/span>
\n It soon came to pass,<\/span>
\n He was covered with grass,<\/span>
\n But has all the tomatoes he needs.<\/span><\/p>\n

26. A fellow jumped off a high wall,<\/span>
\n And had a most terrible fall.<\/span>
\n He went back to bed,<\/span>
\n With a bump on his head,<\/span>
\n That\u2019s why you don\u2019t jump off a wall.<\/span><\/p>\n

27. A man and his lady-love, Min,<\/span>
\n Skated out where the ice was quite thin.<\/span>
\n Had a quarrel, no doubt,<\/span>
\n For I hear they fell out,<\/span>
\n What a blessing they didn\u2019t fall in!<\/span><\/p>\n

28. There was a young lady of Cork,<\/span>
\n Whose Pa made a fortune in\u00a0pork.<\/span>
\n He bought for his daughter,<\/span>
\n A tutor who taught her,<\/span>
\n To balance green peas on her fork.<\/span><\/p>\n

29. There once was a Martian called Zed<\/span>
\n With antennae all over his head.<\/span>
\n He sent out a lot<\/span>
\n Di-di-dash-di-dot<\/span>
\n But nobody knew what he said!<\/span><\/p>\n

30. There once was a girl named Sam<\/span>
\n Who did not eat\u00a0roast\u00a0beef and ham<\/span>
\n She ate a green apple<\/span>
\n Then drank some Snapple<\/span>
\n Some say she eats like a lamb.<\/span><\/p>\n

31. Said the man with a wink of his eye<\/span>
\n \u2018But\u00a0I love you\u2018 and then the reply<\/span>
\n From the girl, it was heard<\/span>
\n \u2018You are truly absurd!<\/span>
\n I have only this moment walked by!\u2019<\/span><\/p>\n

32. A wonderful\u00a0bird\u00a0is the Pelican.<\/span>
\n His beak can hold more than his belly can.<\/span>
\n He can hold in his beak<\/span>
\n Enough food for a week!<\/span>
\n But I\u2019ll be darned if I know how the hellican?<\/span><\/p>\n

33. There was once a great man in Japan<\/span>
\n Whose name on Tuesday began,<\/span>
\n It lasted through Sunday<\/span>
\n Till twilight on Monday<\/span>
\n And it sounded like stones in a can.<\/span><\/p>\n

34. There was a young man so benighted<\/span>
\n He never knew when he was slighted;<\/span>
\n He would go to a party<\/span>
\n And eat just as hearty,<\/span>
\n As if he\u2019d been really invited.<\/span><\/p>\n

35. There was an old man from Sudan,<\/span>
\n Whose limericks never would scan.<\/span>
\n When told this was so,<\/span>
\n He said, \u2018yes, I know.<\/span>
\n \u2018But I always try to get as many syllables into the last line as I possibly can.\u2019<\/span><\/p>\n

34. A maiden at college, Miss Breeze,<\/span>
\n Weighed down by B.A.s and Lit.D\u2019s,<\/span>
\n Collapsed from the strain,<\/span>
\n Said her doctor, \u201cIt\u2019s plain<\/span>
\n You are killing yourself\u2014by degrees!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

35. A canner, exceedingly canny,<\/span>
\n One morning remarked to his granny,<\/span>
\n \u201cA canner can can<\/span>
\n Anything that he can;<\/span>
\n But a canner can\u2019t can a can, can he?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

36. A mouse in her room woke Miss Dowd<\/span>
\n She was frightened\u2014it must be allowed.<\/span>
\n Soon a happy thought hit her\u2014<\/span>
\n To scare off the critter,<\/span>
\n She sat up in bed and meowed.<\/span><\/p>\n

37. There was a young woman named Kite,<\/span>
\n Whose speed was much faster than light,<\/span>
\n She set out one day,<\/span>
\n In a relative way,<\/span>
\n And returned on the previous night.<\/span><\/p>\n

38. A flea and a fly in a flue,<\/span>
\n Were imprisoned, so what could they do?<\/span>
\n Said the fly, \u201cLet us flee!\u201d<\/span>
\n \u201cLet us fly,\u201d said the flea,<\/span>
\n And they flew through a flaw in the flue.<\/span><\/p>\n

39. A major, with wonderful force,<\/span>
\n Called out in Hyde Park for a horse.<\/span>
\n All the flowers looked round,<\/span>
\n But no horse could be found;<\/span>
\n So he just rhododendron, of course.<\/span><\/p>\n

40. A nifty young flapper named Jane<\/span>
\n While walking was caught in the rain.<\/span>
\n She ran\u2013almost flew,<\/span>
\n Her complexion did too,<\/span>
\n And she reached home exceedingly plain.<\/span><\/p>\n

41. \u201cThere\u2019s a train at 4:04,\u201d said Miss Jenny.<\/span>
\n \u201cFour tickets I\u2019ll take; have you any?\u201d<\/span>
\n Said the man at the door,<\/span>
\n \u201cNot four for 4:04,<\/span>
\n For four for 4:04 is too many.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

42. A canny young fisher named Fisher<\/span>
\n Once fished from the edge of a fissure.<\/span>
\n A fish with a grin<\/span>
\n Pulled the fisherman in\u2014<\/span>
\n Now they\u2019re fishing the fissure for Fisher.<\/span><\/p>\n

43. Here\u2019s to the chigger,<\/span>
\n The bug that\u2019s no bigger<\/span>
\n Than the point of an undersized pin;<\/span>
\n But the welt that he raises<\/span>
\n Sure itches like blazes,<\/span>
\n And that\u2019s where the rub comes in!<\/span><\/p>\n

44. A cheerful old bear at the Zoo<\/span>
\n Could always find something to do.<\/span>
\n When it bored him, you know,<\/span>
\n To walk to and fro,<\/span>
\n He reversed it and walked fro and to.<\/span><\/p>\n

45. The bottle of perfume that Willie sent<\/span>
\n Was highly displeasing to Millicent;<\/span>
\n Her thanks were so cold<\/span>
\n They quarreled, I\u2019m told,<\/span>
\n Through that silly scent Willie sent Millicent.<\/span><\/p>\n

46. I bought a new Hoover today,<\/span>
\n Plugged it in in the usual way,<\/span>
\n Switched it on \u2013 what a din;<\/span>
\n It sucked everything in,<\/span>
\n Now I\u2019m homeless with no place to stay.<\/span><\/p>\n

47. A\u00a0crossword\u00a0compiler named Moss<\/span>
\n Who found himself quite at a loss<\/span>
\n When asked, \u2018Why so blue?\u2019<\/span>
\n Said, \u2018I haven\u2019t a clue<\/span>
\n I\u2019m 2 Down to put 1 Across.\u2019<\/span><\/p>\n

48. I\u2019m papering walls in the loo<\/span>
\n And quite frankly I haven\u2019t a clue;<\/span>
\n For the pattern\u2019s all wrong<\/span>
\n (Or the paper\u2019s too long)<\/span>
\n And I\u2019m stuck to the toilet with glue.<\/span><\/p>\n

49. There once was an old man of Esser,<\/span>
\n Whose knowledge grew lesser and lesser,<\/span>
\n It at last grew so small<\/span>
\n He knew nothing at all<\/span>
\n And now he\u2019s a college professor.<\/span><\/p>\n

50. To compose a sonata today,<\/span>
\n Don\u2019t proceed in the old-fashioned way:<\/span>
\n With your toes on the keys,<\/span>
\n Bang the floor with your knees:<\/span>
\n \u201cOh how modern!\u201d the critics will say.<\/span><\/p>\n

51. There was a young lady named Perkins,<\/span>
\n Who just simply doted on gherkins.<\/span>
\n In spite of advice,<\/span>
\n She ate so much spice,<\/span>
\n That she pickled her internal workins\u2019.<\/span><\/p>\n

52. There was an old man of Nantucket<\/span>
\n Who kept all his cash in a bucket;<\/span>
\n But his daughter, named Nan<\/span>
\n Ran away with a man \u2014<\/span>
\n And as far as the bucket, Nantucket.<\/span><\/p>\n

53. There was a young lady of Kent,<\/span>
\n Whose nose was most awfully bent.<\/span>
\n She followed her nose<\/span>
\n One day, I suppose \u2014<\/span>
\n And no one knows which way she went.<\/span><\/p>\n

54. There was a young lady named Hannah,<\/span>
\n Who slipped on a peel of banana.<\/span>
\n As she lay on her side,<\/span>
\n More stars she espied<\/span>
\n Than there are in the Star-Spangled Banner.<\/span><\/p>\n

55. There was a dear lady of Eden,<\/span>
\n Who on apples was quite fond of feedin\u2019;<\/span>
\n She gave one to Adam,<\/span>
\n Who said, \u201cThank you, Madam,\u201d<\/span>
\n And then both skedaddled from Eden.<\/span><\/p>\n

56. A certain young fellow named Bee-Bee<\/span>
\n Wished to wed a woman named Phoebe.<\/span>
\n \u201cBut,\u201d he said, \u201cI must see<\/span>
\n What the clerical fee<\/span>
\n Be before Phoebe be Phoebe Bee-Bee<\/span><\/p>\n

57. Remember when nearly sixteen<\/span>
\n On your very\u00a0first date\u00a0as a teen<\/span>
\n At the movies? If yes,<\/span>
\n Then I bet you can\u2019t guess<\/span>
\n What was shown on the cinema screen.<\/span><\/p>\n

58. There was an old person of Fratton<\/span>
\n Who would go to church with his hat on.<\/span>
\n \u2018If I wake up,\u2019 he said,<\/span>
\n \u2018With a hat on my head,<\/span>
\n I will know that it hasn\u2019t been sat on.\u2019<\/span><\/p>\n

59. My neighbor came over to say<\/span>
\n (Although not in a neighborly way)<\/span>
\n That he\u2019d knock me around<\/span>
\n If I didn\u2019t curb the sound<\/span>
\n Of the classical\u00a0music\u00a0I play.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n<\/section>\n

60. There was a young man from Dealing<\/span>
\n Who caught the bus for Ealing.<\/span>
\n It said on the door<\/span>
\n \u2018Don\u2019t spit on the floor\u2019<\/span>
\n So he jumped up and spat on the ceiling<\/span>61. As 007 walked by<\/span>
\n He heard a wee spider say, \u201cHi.\u201d<\/span>
\n But shaken, he shot<\/span>
\n It right there on the spot<\/span>
\n As it tried to explain, \u201cI\u2019m a spi \u2026\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

62. A tutor who tooted the flute<\/span>
\n Tried to tutor two tooters to toot<\/span>
\n Said the two to the tutor<\/span>
\n \u201cIs it tougher to toot or<\/span>
\n To tutor two tooters to toot?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

63. No woodsman would cut a wood, would he<\/span>
\n If woods would be woodless \u2013 nor should he.<\/span>
\n Yet no woodcutter would<\/span>
\n Cut a woody-wood wood<\/span>
\n If no woodsmen cut woody woods, would he?<\/span><\/p>\n

64. There once was a man from the sticks<\/span>
\n Who loved to compose limericks<\/span>
\n But he failed at his sport<\/span>
\n They were always too short<\/span><\/p>\n

65. A poet whose friends called him Steve<\/span>
\n Once showed quite a will to achieve<\/span>
\n His skill grew so strong<\/span>
\n That his poems grew long<\/span>
\n And he sadly was forced to abbrev.<\/span><\/p>\n

66. If you catch a chinchilla in Chile<\/span>
\n And cut off its beard, willy-nilly<\/span>
\n You can honestly say<\/span>
\n That you have just made<\/span>
\n A Chilean chinchilla\u2019s chin chilly<\/span><\/p>\n

67. There once was a man named Muvett<\/span>
\n Who lived in the city of Lovett<\/span>
\n But his car broke down<\/span>
\n Two miles out of town<\/span>
\n And Muvett had to shove it to Lovett!<\/span><\/p>\n

68. There once was a beautiful nurse<\/span>
\n Who carried an ugly old purse<\/span>
\n But she tripped on the door<\/span>
\n And fell on the floor<\/span>
\n And they both went away in the hearse.<\/span><\/p>\n

69. There was a young girl from Flynn<\/span>
\n Who was so terribly thin<\/span>
\n When she sipped lemonade<\/span>
\n Through a straw in the shade<\/span>
\n She slipped through the straw and fell in!<\/span><\/p>\n

70. There once was a man from Gorem<\/span>
\n Had a pair of tight pants and he wore \u2019em<\/span>
\n When he bowed with a grin<\/span>
\n A draft of air rushed in<\/span>
\n And he knew by the sound that he tore \u2019em!<\/span><\/p>\n

71. There once was a man from the city<\/span>
\n Stooped to pat what he thought was a kitty<\/span>
\n He gave it a pat<\/span>
\n But it wasn\u2019t a cat-<\/span>
\n They buried his clothes \u2013 what a pity!<\/span><\/p>\n

72. There once was a gal from Decatur<\/span>
\n Who went to sing in a the-a-ter<\/span>
\n But the poor little thing<\/span>
\n When she started to sing<\/span>
\n Got hit by a rotten termater! (tomato)<\/span><\/p>\n

73. What happens when you retire?<\/span>
\n You really don\u2019t have to inquire \u2013<\/span>
\n No job and no phone<\/span>
\n There\u2019s no place but home,<\/span>
\n And your checkbook\u2019s about to expire!<\/span><\/p>\n

74. At times I\u2019m so mad that I\u2019m hopping.<\/span>
\n My angriness sets my veins popping.<\/span>
\n I yell and I curse,<\/span>
\n With swear words diverse,<\/span>
\n But my wife does much worse: she goes shopping<\/span><\/p>\n

75. One Saturday morning at three,<\/span>
\n A cheese monger\u2019s shop in Paree.<\/span>
\n Collapsed to the ground,<\/span>
\n With a thunderous sound,<\/span>
\n Leaving only a pile of de brie.<\/span><\/p>\n

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