I thought I could make a right turn here.

Excuse me, sir, didn't you see the red light?

Oh, I thought I could make a right turn on red here.

No, sir. The sign says "No Turn on Red."

Oh, I guess I didn't see it.

I'm sorry, sir, but may I see your driver's license and insurance policy, please? I have to give you a ticket.

Sign here, please. You can appeal to the court within 14 days. This slip has all the information you need. Please drive safely, sir.

Thank you, Ma'am.